In a world where protecting your own best interests is paramount, Alibi Network Corp is THE quintessential service.  The brainchild of two Chicago based entrepreneurs, Alibi Network Corp (www.alibinetwork.com) has been a corporate entity for over a year and is enjoying a tremendous amount of success. 'We take lying and make it an art form' says Vice President of Marketing Michael DeMarco. 'Politicians have spin doctors, celebrities have publicists, corporations have public relations departments and lawyers, investment banks have analysts, now regular people have Alibi Network Corp'.

 

The services of Alibi Network Corp. include but are not limited to:

 

Virtual Hotel: a service where you can give an impression that you are staying at a nonexistent hotel with an Internet presence.  The hotel comes with a person who works the 'front desk' and will try to ring you in your ‘room’, which is, most probably, your cell phone.  If you choose to take the call, it gets transferred to you.  If you are busy, a message is taken and you have the ability to call back from the area code you are supposed to be in.

 

Virtual Seminar:  a seminar, which requires your attendance, will be created.  You can actually receive a certificate of completion and phone calls from people you met at the seminar after it's completed.

 

Virtual Telephone: We can route phone calls from and to anywhere in the world, with any phone number showing up on a caller ID.

Virtual Buddy:  a friend from your past or from work or from anywhere for that matter who you can speak about, leaves you voice mails and emails who is endearing to your significant other and can be used for an excuse to get away or cover for you in a pinch with a phone call.

 

Rescue Calls:  want to opt out of a blind date if it's not going well or just don't want to stay and cuddle?  Rescue calls give you whatever excuse you need to justify your flight.

 

Reference Checks:  if you'd like to see how your references perform in a live situation, a call can be made to them as a prospective employer, from someone who has checked references in their profession, and make sure they are hitting the 'hot' points you want them to.  You will get an evaluation of your reference.

 

Slap Someone:  make a statement.  You can send a certificate/plaque to a public official, celebrity, boss, co-worker etc. by sending them a personalized or anonymous membership to the alibi network.  It's your way of saying, 'I know you are a liar and so does everyone else'.  The packaging alone will guarantee that it is seen by the intended party or, even worse, the office staff.

 

Latest trends:  spouses buying memberships for each other.  It's a gift that can be used together to get an extended vacation and the fact that it's out in the open makes the statement 'don't even think about it'.

 

Contact info:
Michael DeMarco
877-ALIBIME
or
miked@www.alibinetwork.com